Senmetsu 2008-01-28 13:04:06

So me, the pope, and stephen hawking were traveling(we weren't all walking since hawking is in a wheel-chair and the pope's too old to walk that far)and we're discussing politics and religion as we so often do when out of the middle of nowhere TNT came out and fired their frost cannon at the pope(who wasn't out of practice as a ninja, despite his antiquity) and dodged, narrowly avoiding (con't) the frost ray, "Well, good golly miss molly!" exlaimed the pope with all the air his emphazematic asthmatic old lungs could muster. Next they went after Stephen Hawking, who simply focused his knowledge of quantum physics in one direction and produced a worm hole which lead to 3 feet behind the pope. Then there was me, who wasn't a ninja, who didn't know quantum physics and I said "Hey Fellas, lemme spark a bargain with you." The robots looked at each other in amazement, A bargain!? How could he offer a bargain after purposefully breaking the rules! THATS AGAINST THE RULES!!! They began firing madly again in my direction, but thanks to the pope and his 1337 ninja skeezies I escaped. (con't) We boarded an EEP(Earth Escape Pod) and headed for Venus(we heard women were from Venus and since we'd all just been shot at, we decided thats exactly what we needed to lighten our moods). But when we got there, it was no laughing matter. These weren't just normal women, these were 6'5 women who looked like men(except for the fact that men don't look as if crushing a volkswagon would be such an easy task). Apparently we'd landed on the planet Venus-Envy, which is a horrible place to be stuck if you're an old guy, a guy in a wheelchair, or a guy. As thus we were all three sentenced to meet with the leader of the tribe. She said if we could eat a pig with our hands tied behind our back faster than their fiercest warrior(who slightly resembled MR. T) and she destroyed us..I dunno how I got here to tell the tale..*unexists with a *POP**

I wrote that like..3 yrs ago and just came across it yesterday...it's a good thing I'm outta the story-writing bidness.

Senmetsu 2008-01-28 13:14:35

btw TNT is The Neopets Team...I was doing lots of playing and getting frozen over there at the time. So this is The Pope, Steven Hawking, and Me vs Neopets!

ricksed 2008-01-30 06:41:49

wow, here's my advice go to fourms to the bottom you'll see members that are on NG right now. Then comment on their pages and you yourself will get more comments.

Greth-of-destruction 2008-01-30 16:48:11

"You are a shit faced cock master." - South Park Movie. XD

BlueHippo 2008-01-31 03:14:20

*juggles flaming poodles*

RobertClock 2008-01-31 14:54:20

blam. a post

AlexPerson 2008-01-31 20:42:46

Booger.

absent 2008-02-02 13:28:12

I am not your own dancing clown, sir ;_;

supernova07 2008-02-03 06:10:27

My brother stabbed me in the chest with his katana and I bled for 15 minutes and now I have one Hell of a scar. Is that entertaining?

FatKidWitAJetPak 2008-02-03 22:43:38

IMA COMMENTING ON YUR PAGE.

>=U

lol

SonicFoxStrk 2008-02-03 22:45:57

listen to my song the crap of death and TRY not to laugh
you can find it under my profile, if you like it review and then comment on my user page about whatever or the topic at hand ^^ enjoy
REMINDER SONG NAME:
"THE CRAP OF DEATH" just sounds HILARIOUS doesn't it?

Sparkwattclock 2008-02-04 18:45:12

Hey man what's up?

Sparkwattclock 2008-02-04 22:52:03

well i'm getting flash soon man, and don't worry the crew is still going strong. I'll make a flash to show i'm back making flashes! Just keep on moderating the site man. You and the rest of the mods are doing a great job.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2008-02-05 15:22:06

This is a comment.

Murad136 2008-02-07 11:58:55

lol! like you dont make little black holes... too??

erm ya kual later!